Conan O'Brien - Host: I do think it's safe to say we're all a little sad that Friends is ending...
Angry Audience Member: You know, blah blah blah blah freakin' blah!
Conan O'Brien - Host: Okay, excuse me, sir, what's the problem?
Angry Audience Member: You know, I've had it up to here with all you NBC whores talkin' about Friends! Dateline, The Today Show, the evening news, it's all you network dudes talk about!
Conan O'Brien - Host: Well come on, it's a big event.
Angry Audience Member: You know, I'm especially disappointed with you, Conan. This is the kind of stuff you're supposed to mock, but you've got your nose so far up the peacock's ass, all you can do is add to the hype!
Conan O'Brien - Host: Well I, I just thought...
Angry Audience Member: [derisively] "Well I just thought- well I just thought!" You know, don't bother trying to make an excuse, Conan. I can see right through you, and I hope you and your black soul sleep well on NBC's self-promoting and incestual bed. Shame on you, Conan, and shame on you, NBC! I'm outta here.
[stands up and walks out, sporting his "Watch CBS" speedo]
